Chrysler New Yorker On-Line Presents a Tribute Car For The Trailer Park Boys. (the following account is fictional and is meant for entertainment purposes only)

We caught up with The Boys during their Cross-Canada Tour promoting their Full Length Feature, The Big Dirty. We were pleased to hear of a new development for the "Rassler" Counter-Persona belonging to Bubbles. The Patron Saint of Sunnyvale's Kitties was approached by Nova Scotia's Pro-Amateur Wrestling Federation to enter the ring for a few bouts. We say The Green B@$t@%d RAWKS!

Of course, he needs a Tour Wagon to haul his gear, sleep in overnight, and still have room for a couple of Kitties, as few hotels welcome them. Chrysler's Pre-Historic Stow & Go seating accommodates. The added bonus is Sunnyvale has another Mid-Seventies C-Body in the Park.

The visit to the Zoo is for Steve French, the Mountain Lion. Though released back into the wild after his Re-Hab, he continued to visit Sunnyvale because he missed The Boys. Lucy suggested this Zoo for everybody's safety and enjoyment. Trevor is watching what he wears.

During the Off-Season, Bubbles will chauffeur The Boys to places like the Zoo, the Mall, and perhaps The Gentlemen's Club. Asked if he had a proposed name for the Tour Wagon...he was thinking of The Incredible BULK.

Please, don't make him angry. He'll drop you one.